WHEN I START TO GET DRUNK AND LOWER MY STANDARDS

howdoiputthisgently:

nicolascageholocaust:

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

(via anatomyofafiercebitch)

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

(via jerseygirlgonecountry)

WHEN I REALIZE IM A LOT MORE SOBER THAN MY FRIENDS ARE

howdoiputthisgently:

undeadlife:

If you actually think physical attractiveness is important in a relationship, you are not shallow. To make a good relationship last you have to be physically and mentally attracted to the person. I am tired of seeing people being called shallow simply because they are looking for someone attractive to them, mentally and physically.

You are shallow when physical attractiveness is the only thing that keeps you two together.

(Source: spacedoutforever, via multicoloredprincess)

Inca Tern, a species of bird that lives in the Pacific coastline from northern Peru to central Chile are famous for their manly “mustache”.

did-you-kno:

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(Source: did-you-kno)